I fucking love my job.

August 9 @ Jack’s Bar, San Antonio, TX -

August 10 @ Walters, Houston, TX - 

August 11 @ House of Rock, Corpus Christi, TX - 

August 12 @ Red Seven, Austin, TX - 

August 13 @ The Door, Dallas, TX - 

August 15 @ The Rialto Theatere, Tucson, AZ - 

August 16 @ Joe’s Grotto, Phoenix, AZ - 

August 17 @ House of Blues, San Diego, CA - 

August 18 @ Jerry’s Pizza, Bakersfield, CA - 

August 19 @ House of Blues, Anaheim, CA - 

August 20 @ El Rey Theatre, Los Angeles, CA - 

August 21 @ Yoshi’s, San Francisco, CA - 

August 22 @ Alhambra Theatre, Portland, OR - 

August 23 @ Chop Suey, Seattle, WA - 

August 24 @ Wild Buffalo House of Music, Bellingham, WA - 

August 25 @ Tom Lee Music Hall, Vancouver, BC - 

August 26 @ The Hop, Spokane, WA - 

August 27 @ The Wilma Theater, Missoula, MT -

August 28 @ ISU Ballroomp, Pocatello, ID - 

August 29 @ The Complex, Salt Lake City, UT - 

August 30 @ Marquis Theater, Denver, CO - 

August 31 @ Knickerbockers, Lincoln, NE - 

September 1 @ Riot Room, Kansas City, MO - 

September 2 @ The Garage, Burnsville, MN - 

September 3 @ Bottom Lounge, Chicago, IL - 

September 4 @ Thompson House, Newport, KY - 

September 5 @ The Shelter, Detroit, MI - 

September 6 @ Emerson Theater, Indianapolis, IN - 

September 7 @ The Wescott Theater, Syracuse, NY - 

September 9 @ Palladium, Worcester, MA - 

September 10 @ Simons 677, Providence, RI -

September 11 @ Revolution Bar and Music, Amityville, NY - 

September 12 @ Stanhope House, Stanhope, NJ - 

September 13 @ North Star Bar, Philadelphia, PA - 

September 14 @ 9:30 Club, Washington, DC - 

September 16 @ The Altar Bar, Pittsburgh, PA - 

September 17 @ Ziggy’s, Winston Salem, NC - 

September 18 @ Rockin Hard Saloon, Myrtle Beach, SC - 

September 19 @ The Loft, Atlanta, GA - 

September 20 @ Brass Mug, Tampa, FL -  

September 21 @ Freebird Live, Jacksonville, FL - 

September 22 @ Revolution, Ft. Lauderdale, FL - 

September 23 @ House Of Blues, Orlando, FL - 

September 24 @ Vinyl Music Hall, Pensacola, FL - 

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

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nongirlfriend:

ayesurfsup:

resistinglove:

halevity:

cunttcobainn:

Fuck me

Fuck

Who is this

THIS IS THE GIRL FROM THAT THING

Ruby Rose!

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surfvivor:

coco ho Photo: Jeremiah Klein

surfvivor:

coco ho Photo: Jeremiah Klein

"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."
— Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

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condommodel:

this is still my fav

faketrees:

Being 10 years old and not knowing what a virgin was made this scene really confusing for me as a kid… 
faketrees:

Being 10 years old and not knowing what a virgin was made this scene really confusing for me as a kid… 
faketrees:

Being 10 years old and not knowing what a virgin was made this scene really confusing for me as a kid… 
faketrees:

Being 10 years old and not knowing what a virgin was made this scene really confusing for me as a kid… 
faketrees:

Being 10 years old and not knowing what a virgin was made this scene really confusing for me as a kid… 
faketrees:

Being 10 years old and not knowing what a virgin was made this scene really confusing for me as a kid… 

faketrees:

Being 10 years old and not knowing what a virgin was made this scene really confusing for me as a kid… 

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anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

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